Joke: Prayer point. lol....

 A pastor was doing an all-night programme in his church and he told the audience, “I need a brother to lead us in some prayer points”, a boy walked to the podium and said, “Brethren, please take these prayer points seriously especially the brothers. Say after me,
1. My father, my father, any girl that is using her breast to confuse my destiny, father destroy those breast. Prayer!!!
2. My father, my father any girl that remembers to call me anytime she needs money from me, father redirect her call to kidnappers. Prayer!!!
3. My father, my father, any girl that has slept with different boys but want to tie me down with pregnancy that is not mine, father give her a miscarriage. Prayer!!!
After the brother concluded his prayers, a sister took over from him and said, “Sisters, please you have to scream in this prayer point. Use your hands, head and everything to pray this prayer,
1. My father, my father, any boy who wants to use me and dump me, fire burn his “thing” to ashes, Prayer!!!

All the boys fainted in the church including the pastor.